Right now, you’re probably asking yourself two things:
Who am I?
And, what the hell are you doing here?
Let’s start with the most obvious question, shall we?
You’re here, ladies, because you can’t f*ck.
Oh, stop it. Don’t cringe. No one under the age of 80 clutches their pearls.
You might as well get used to it, because for the next six weeks, you’re going to hear that word a lot. And you’re going to say it a lot.
Go ahead, try it out on your tongue.
Ok, good. Now where were we?
If you enrolled yourself in this program then you are wholly aware that you’re a lousy lay. Good for you. Admitting it is half the battle.
For those of you that have been sent here by your husband or significant other, dry your tears and get over it. You’ve been given a gift, ladies. The gift of mind-blowing, wall-climbing, multiple-orgasm-inducing sex. You have the opportunity to f*ck like a porn star. And I guarantee, you will when I’m done with you.
And who am I?
Well, for the next six weeks, I will be your lover, your teacher, your best friend, and your worst enemy. Your every-f*cking-thing. I’m the one who is going to save your relationship and your sex life.
I am Justice Drake.
And I turn housewives into whores.
“So….” I start, drawing their reluctant eyes. “When was the last time you masturbated?”
Nice way to break the ice, right?
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! I FREAKING LOVED THIS BOOK!!!!!!!!
First, when you start by reading a synopsis like this one, you know you’re in for a treat! And a treat it was!
“…(women) want a man that’ll go all night but still have the energy to kiss and cuddle and talk about their feelings afterward. Listen up, ladies. We’re fucking tired! You go try going jackrabbit-style, throw in some Cirque du Soleil moves and see if you can keep your eyelids peeled. Us passing out after sex is a compliment.”
Except for the blurb, I hadn’t heard much about this book. I knew about it and was waiting for it to come out and then, I’ll admit it, I forgot about it. And then it popped out of nowhere and I just couldn’t wait to start it. Which I did on Tuesday night. When I’m writing this review, we’re Wednesday evening and I just finished this little wonder of a book.
The story and the character’s voice grabbed my attention from page one and never let it go. I was a slave to this book. And I loved it!
“Truth be told, I love this shit. I love ruffling their meticulously groomed feathers. Their obvious discomfort entertains me. Seeing the rosy hue of coyness bleed through their blush is like a balm to my little, sadistic soul.”
It might not seem like much at first sight but this book is full of surprises and oh, so intense. Like seriously ladies, hold on to your panties because Justice Drake is out to make them drop. No kidding! I wished I was one of those women attending his classes.
Yes, there is smut in this book. I mean, have you read this blurb?! So, if it’s smut you’re looking for (and you know you are 😉 this is the book for you. But my dears, you’re going to get a lot more than that and ask for more!
“Can’t. Stop. The. Word. Vomit. I’m a lot of things – crass, stubborn, brutally honest, egotistical – but one thing I am not, is careless. I know my boundaries, and I never cross them. In a business where lines can be easily blurred, those boundaries are outlined in black Sharpie, traced in gasoline, then set the fuck on fire, ensuring that no one even gets close enough to inhale the fumes of temptation. Yet, here I am, touching, tempting, testing the limits. Begging to get burned by an angel with a halo of fire.”
This book is hot, it is intense and full of sexual-tension, but also has a good dose of mystery and secret that you’ll be dying to uncover, as well as some twists that WILL make your head spin because of how big and unexpected they are.
You will get to love (and sometimes hate) the characters in this book. You will definitely root for two of them something fierce. You will fall in love, (and in lust) with our dear Mr.Drake and his story.
“As they say, looks can be deceiving. Sexy does not equate good sex. More often than not, this theory holds true. If it didn’t, I wouldn’t be in business. And let me tell you, business is good. Very good.”
I know I usually give more details about the story and characters when I review a book, but I loved not really knowing what I was getting myself into with this book and I don’t want to spoil the fun for you. All I will say, is that you should most certainly get your little hands on this book as soon as possible. I had a blast reading it. I went from snorting with laughter to fanning myself while reading and wondering if my Kindle (or myself) wasn’t going to spontaneously combust from the steaminess of this book and ended up with my heart bursting with joy for the characters and the ending of the story.
This book is smutty alright, but it is also a great love story. Now GO GET IT TIGER!! GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Come on, Magic Mike! Show me how to ride that pony!” 😉